—Great Expectations, Charles Dickens (via hipsteroatmeal)
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Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
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What, you don’t like pizza? Slut…
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What? Ombre tights??
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I’m back! :D
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I like how everyone brought it back to Adam and Steve. You’re all correct, Craig Chester made Adam and Steve. But, seeing as you’re all hung up on God creating everything, I suppose you could actually give him credit…someone has to be held responsible for the making of Craig Chester.
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Voters in North Carolina approved the constitutional amendment defining marriage as a union between a man and a woman.
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